Yes; he deserves to die, and I hope he burns in Hell!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma (Henceforth Jay-Z) is a prat.
Why?
His story weaves an interesting tapestry.
His profile wasn't that hot to start off with:
But the stress of dealing with bribery and fraud was too much for him to take.
So he decided to go on the look out for fresh meat (maybe to add another bitch to his herd of already five wives.)
After a brief period of courtship (15-20 seconds), the two dove under the covers, and shared a November evening of blissful rape.
And being the role model that he is, Jay-Z made the right decision...
...and raped an HIV+ bitch without protection.
Top Notch!
Chill out, though!
He had a plan.
Problem SOLVED!
Conclusion...
Jacob Zuma is a certified...
Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma (Henceforth Jay-Z) is a prat.
Why?
His story weaves an interesting tapestry.
His profile wasn't that hot to start off with:
But the stress of dealing with bribery and fraud was too much for him to take.
So he decided to go on the look out for fresh meat (maybe to add another bitch to his herd of already five wives.)
After a brief period of courtship (15-20 seconds), the two dove under the covers, and shared a November evening of blissful rape.
And being the role model that he is, Jay-Z made the right decision...
...and raped an HIV+ bitch without protection.
Top Notch!
Chill out, though!
He had a plan.
Problem SOLVED!
Conclusion...
Jacob Zuma is a certified...
posted by Martinez Nunez Carlo Manuel Estevez at 1:00 PM
6 Comments:
OMG! This is hilarious!
yo! go john, although my parents voted for zuma - just pissing paint
Isn't this a bit libellous? Are you going to apologize if he gets off?
Haha, very funny!
In response to the the third comment on this page: He already 'got off,' hence his presence in court. Dig it.
ROFL, Sea of the absu!
Good one.
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